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2004-06-30 13:34:12 UTC
An exete skopo na sinexisete na malwnete agapitoi sin-listoi parakalw na to
kanete monoi sas me proswpika e-mails giati den ta vrika ka8olou asteia ta
mails sas gia lista anekdotwn. Euxaristw
Kai gia na ginw egw ligaki asteia 8a sas pw mia ali8ini istoria:
Kali Tuxi Kurie Gorsgy
Stis 20 Iouliou to 1969 ws o kuvernitis tis selinakatou apollo 11 o Neil
Armstrong itan o prwtos an8rwpos pou patise sto feggari.
Ta prwta logia tou me to pou patise sto feggari : That`s one small step for
a man, one giant leap for mankind (Ena mikro vima gia ton an8rwpo ena
terastio gia tin an8rwpotita) metado8ikan apeu8ias stin tileorasi kai
akoustikan se xiliades kosmo. Omws, ligo prin mpei sto skafos tou ekane eipe
tin enigmatiki frasi: kali tixi kurie Gorsgy
Poloi sti NASA pistepsan oti itan mia antagwnistiki protropi se kapoio rwso
kosmonauti. Parola auta, otan to tsekaran, den ipirxe Gorsgy oute sta rwsika
oute sta amerikanika diastimika programmata.
Ka8ws pernousan ta xronia polloi an8rwpoi rwtisan ton Armstrong ti simaine i
frasi tou kali tuxi kirie Gorsgy. Autos den apantouse alla pantote
xamogelouse.
Stis 5 Iouliou to 1995 sto Tampa Bay tis Florida kai enw apantouse tis
erwtiseis dimosiografwn meta apo mia omilia tou, enas dimosiografos ekane
ksana tin erwtisi pou gia 26 xronia emene anapantiti. Telika i wra tis
apantisis eixe ftasei.
O kurios Gorsgy eixe pe8anei. O Neil eniwse pws mporouse pia na apantisei.
To 1938 otan itan akomi mikro paidi kai zouse se mia mikri poli, epaize
baseball me enan filo tou stin pisw auli. O filos tou petakse omws poli
dinata tin mpala, i opoia prosgeiw8ike stin auli tou geitona tous, akrivws
katw apo to para8uro tis krevatokamaras.
Oi geitones itan o kurios kai i kuria Gorsgy!
Ka8ws o mikros Neil pigaine na parei tin mpala, akouse tin kuria Gorsgy na
fwnazei:
"Sex! You want sex?! You`ll get sex when the kid next door walks on the
moon!"
(sex? 8eleis sex? 8a exeis sex otan to paidaki tis diplanis portas paei sto
feggari!)
kai nai, einai ali8ini i istoria!
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ôïõò, êáé äéáöùíïýí óôï ðïéáíïý Þôáí ç êáëýôåñç.
Ï äéêáóôÞò ëÝåé, "Åãþ üôáí ìðáßíù óôçí áßèïõóá, üëïé óçêþíïíôáé
üñèéïé ãéá íá äåßîïõí óåâáóìü."
Ï ðáðÜò, "Œñèéïé; Óå åìÝíá üëïé ãïíáôßæïõí êáé ìïõ öéëïýí ôï ÷Ýñé."
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üëïé êïéôÜíå êÜôù, êáëýðôïõí ôá ìÜôéá ôïõò êáé ëÝíå 'Ù ÈåÝ ìïõ!'"
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kanete monoi sas me proswpika e-mails giati den ta vrika ka8olou asteia ta
mails sas gia lista anekdotwn. Euxaristw
Kai gia na ginw egw ligaki asteia 8a sas pw mia ali8ini istoria:
Kali Tuxi Kurie Gorsgy
Stis 20 Iouliou to 1969 ws o kuvernitis tis selinakatou apollo 11 o Neil
Armstrong itan o prwtos an8rwpos pou patise sto feggari.
Ta prwta logia tou me to pou patise sto feggari : That`s one small step for
a man, one giant leap for mankind (Ena mikro vima gia ton an8rwpo ena
terastio gia tin an8rwpotita) metado8ikan apeu8ias stin tileorasi kai
akoustikan se xiliades kosmo. Omws, ligo prin mpei sto skafos tou ekane eipe
tin enigmatiki frasi: kali tixi kurie Gorsgy
Poloi sti NASA pistepsan oti itan mia antagwnistiki protropi se kapoio rwso
kosmonauti. Parola auta, otan to tsekaran, den ipirxe Gorsgy oute sta rwsika
oute sta amerikanika diastimika programmata.
Ka8ws pernousan ta xronia polloi an8rwpoi rwtisan ton Armstrong ti simaine i
frasi tou kali tuxi kirie Gorsgy. Autos den apantouse alla pantote
xamogelouse.
Stis 5 Iouliou to 1995 sto Tampa Bay tis Florida kai enw apantouse tis
erwtiseis dimosiografwn meta apo mia omilia tou, enas dimosiografos ekane
ksana tin erwtisi pou gia 26 xronia emene anapantiti. Telika i wra tis
apantisis eixe ftasei.
O kurios Gorsgy eixe pe8anei. O Neil eniwse pws mporouse pia na apantisei.
To 1938 otan itan akomi mikro paidi kai zouse se mia mikri poli, epaize
baseball me enan filo tou stin pisw auli. O filos tou petakse omws poli
dinata tin mpala, i opoia prosgeiw8ike stin auli tou geitona tous, akrivws
katw apo to para8uro tis krevatokamaras.
Oi geitones itan o kurios kai i kuria Gorsgy!
Ka8ws o mikros Neil pigaine na parei tin mpala, akouse tin kuria Gorsgy na
fwnazei:
"Sex! You want sex?! You`ll get sex when the kid next door walks on the
moon!"
(sex? 8eleis sex? 8a exeis sex otan to paidaki tis diplanis portas paei sto
feggari!)
kai nai, einai ali8ini i istoria!
_________________________________________________________________
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Ç žâåëõí (Jokes-***@ceid.upatras.gr) ãñÜöåé :
žíáò ðáðÜò, Ýíáò äéêáóôÞò êáé Ýíáò ìáÝóôñïò óõæçôÜíå ãéá ôéò êáñéÝñåò
ôïõò, êáé äéáöùíïýí óôï ðïéáíïý Þôáí ç êáëýôåñç.
Ï äéêáóôÞò ëÝåé, "Åãþ üôáí ìðáßíù óôçí áßèïõóá, üëïé óçêþíïíôáé
üñèéïé ãéá íá äåßîïõí óåâáóìü."
Ï ðáðÜò, "Œñèéïé; Óå åìÝíá üëïé ãïíáôßæïõí êáé ìïõ öéëïýí ôï ÷Ýñé."
Êáé ï ìáÝóôñïò: "×Üóáôå êáé ïé äõï! Œôáí åãþ ìðáßíù óôçí áßèïõóá,
üëïé êïéôÜíå êÜôù, êáëýðôïõí ôá ìÜôéá ôïõò êáé ëÝíå 'Ù ÈåÝ ìïõ!'"
________________________________________________________________________
Joke of the Day ... ÅëëçíéêÞ Ëßóôá Áíåêäüôùí
http://students.ceid.upatras.gr/~akis
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